I got these kids in my neighborhood that come in the beginning of the afternoon, when everybody is sleeping (it’s completely normal to take naps here) ring the bell and run away. It’s not even funny, no one answers the door here.
I’m thinking of several ways to murder them or maybe I’ll open the door right away and grab one of them by the balls and yell RIIIIIING RIIING MODAFUCKERR!!
I’m pretty positive they won’t come back.